Nioh 2 is an ARPG developed by Team Ninja and Koei Tecmo. Released in 2021, Nioh 2 reminds us that every game is made better when a ninja can cut a dudes head off with a stick.
We play as a human/demon hybrid on a quest to bring peace to a war torn land because reasons.
Gameplay involves saying "fuck" a lot as you die to everything. Trivial creature got in a lucky hit? "Fuck." Bullshit boss move that ignores stun lock? "Fuck." Two mini-bosses spawn at the same time? "Fuck." Think you carry momentum when rolling off a cliff to cover a gap over water? Believe it or not, "Fuck."
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The Good
If you want to flip out and do cool ninja shit, it's hard to go wrong with Team Ninja. It's sort of their thing and with a dozen different weapon types and more moves/magic powers than you can shake a stick at you can be the variety show of murder you were always meant to be. I smacked a dude with a fireball, he fell backwards over a ledge and then I lept after him and stabbed him as we were falling. Like...fuck yeah? More please?
The Diablo-esque loot pinata experience and depth of customization is insane. What I like about it is if you want to tinker with upgrading gear you can make it so it lasts the entire game. Or you can just not bother and slap in whatever gear you picked up last that has the biggest number.
Some bonuses you can get on items are worth learning how to get, like the ones that show you were enemies are. That way if you're not good at the game you don't have to worry about enemies jumping out of nowhere, yelling "fuck!" and slamming your dodge key like it was on fire.
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Favorite Screenshot
https://i.imgur.com/DrB69Wa.png
Gee that's an awful lot of player grave indicators. You trying to warn me about something?
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The Bad
They didn't do a great job with the silent protagonist bit. You spend most of the game with zero motivation other than "Well it beats sleeping in I guess." I like to think the main character doesn't even speak Japanese and had no idea what anybody was saying. That would explain the constant dumbfounded expression.
'Nobody plays these games for the story' isn't much of an excuse either. The story in Nioh 1 wasn't much better but at least William had some personality. The saving grace is this is set during the Sengoku period of Japanese history and I'm just enough of a weeb to consume any related media. I am one of the dozens of people who watched the Sengoku Basara cartoon for the uh...plot.
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The Questionable
This might end up being a controversial take. I am starting to feel my age and my reflexes/eyesight aren't what they once were. That being said...
For all the things they made better in terms of gameplay and QOL, I'm not sure how I feel about how boss encounters changed. In Nioh 1 I enjoyed getting to feel like -I- was the boss monster. I was just as OP as they were and when I had the right tempo they had to respond to me. You didn't need carefully optimized end game gear to do it either. Right out the gate you got to be an angry badger.
Nioh 2 felt far more defensive. They spent a lot of time adding more ways to avoid taking damage and by golly you're going to use them. Fights rely more heavily on blocking/dodging around attacks, getting in chip damage here and there.
It's not quite Fromsoft levels of dodgerolling to victory, you're still mostly on the offensive. I had fun but I had to spend a lot more time worried about the boss attack pattern rather than knocking it on it's ass and telling it to stay down.
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Final Thoughts
It's a brutal game, but it's still Team Ninja so you still get to kick a lot of ass and have fun doing it. My only lasting gripe is while getting to make my standard anime waifu with pink hair protagonist was nice, if I'm going to spend 12 hours staring at a character's butt in a video game, I'd like them to have a personality.
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Bonus Thought
I love that KOEI has been making games featuring Oda Nobunaga ever since Nobunaga's Ambition back on the SNES. I love even more that they fully committed to using basically the same image for him each time. Even other franchises like Capcom when they tried to do games featuring him were like, "Screw it, that's what he looks like now."
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Thank you for reading! I'd love to hear your thoughts. What did you think of the game? Did you have a similar experience or am I off my rocker?