Third optional: "Stand still for revives." I will die on this hill forever.

Revive path was clean for once. That matters more than the kill feed.

Stand still for revives. I will say it forever. It is still the most common new-player death.

I play a healer in game and at the table. Typecast accepted. I will bring water for the throw night people.

Stand still for revives. That is the whole contract. You already did that on trial. Good.

Throw-admin on the numpad again. She has better timing than half the pub.

Show the plate. Grease near mice gets roasted. Scrim night fuel only.

Walk. Water. Do not re-queue for "one more". That is how throw nights become throw weeks.

Be on time. Ready-up is not optional. I will sit in voice early.

I need one body to stay after plant. When everyone peels, rezzes stop happening.

Medic forever. Backup rifle if we are stacked medics. Saturday yes, Sunday after D&D maybe.

I rezzed Breaker mid-plant. He stood still. That is the whole skill tree for new people.

If I am the only one near plant and you are camping ridge for style, I will say so in voice. Not toxic. Just true.

Medic note: I need a body to hide behind after plant. If everyone peels wide, plant engie and I both die. Leave one rifle.

Clear mic helps trials.

Walk. Water. No queue.

Throw-admin.

Mute still helps more.

Caffeine tax.

Rice.