Session zero next Sunday. Mic required, cameras optional.

Trying tabletop with whoever is curious. Tone: messy heroic.

Unimpressed by K/D.

XP will land after session 17 if you clear the pass. No mid-dungeon level ups.

Short version in Discord DM. Avoid the recap thread if you want zero spoilers.

One helper, must be fictionally present, no infinite aid stacking.

Sheet looks good. Send backstory bullets before Sunday.

Fits the ash wastes vibe. Keep the patron off-screen until level 5.

Locked. See you Sunday 19:00.

Mountain pass continues. Snacks are a logistics problem now.

Either. Cam on physical if you claim a crit streak. Honor system for apps.

NPC ally seat. No full sheet. Mic required. Snacks encouraged.

Approved after the mountain pass arc. Not before.

Yes with story reason and a session of downtime. No free power spikes.

Using the simplified table, not full misery mode.

Sunday 19:00 UTC. Bring cold weather gear on the sheet. The pass does not care about your AC.

Snake. Does not care about your K/D. Respect.

New rule: one free object interaction, second costs a bonus action. Barrels are now semi-actions. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Last session turned into Barrel Simulator 5e. Discuss before I invent physics.

Locked: shield → Kay, boots → Medic, dagger stays with Viper (you picked it up). Gold split even.