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Monkey bread melted the birthday candles

fasroi · 31 Aug 2026 at 00:12 · permalink

Yeah so my partner loves monkey bread, and I made it for their birthday this year. I wanted to serve it right out of the oven while it was still melty and gooey, of course. So I put in the candles, started lighting them, and they just slowly started tipping over. The birthday candles totally melted inside the bread 😭

A tragedy. Don't know why I didn't see this coming

OBIRBASKOMUTAN · 31 Aug 2026 at 00:13 · permalink

How hot was the bread? Like literally oven to table?

fasroi · 31 Aug 2026 at 00:13 · permalink

Yeah lol. Whoops

MarkelK · 31 Aug 2026 at 00:16 · permalink

Still edible. Just more flavor

excellente88 · 31 Aug 2026 at 00:19 · permalink

Like the guy that has been eating cheese with the wax protective coating.

yoretsu · 31 Aug 2026 at 00:20 · permalink

Welp, guess gotta make a new one, just served fresh with a side of candles this time.

tacticalassault666 · 31 Aug 2026 at 00:22 · permalink

You arent supposed to eat the wax from those nic-l-nips.

ken7705 · 31 Aug 2026 at 00:22 · permalink

Monkeybread didn't melt the candles you did

beearjew · 31 Aug 2026 at 00:27 · permalink

You were gonna lick the candles anyway.... This is just in reverse

F1Fly · 31 Aug 2026 at 00:35 · permalink

Fire = hot and melts candles

What did you think hot bread would do? Lol

MarkelK · 31 Aug 2026 at 00:35 · permalink

Wait your not supposed to eat the whole baby bell?

faideX · 31 Aug 2026 at 01:04 · permalink

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faideX · 31 Aug 2026 at 01:05 · permalink

The candles lick you?