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Monkey bread melted the birthday candles

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fasroi
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31 Aug 2026 at 00:12 #1

Yeah so my partner loves monkey bread, and I made it for their birthday this year. I wanted to serve it right out of the oven while it was still melty and gooey, of course. So I put in the candles, started lighting them, and they just slowly started tipping over. The birthday candles totally melted inside the bread 😭

A tragedy. Don't know why I didn't see this coming

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OBIRBASKOMUTAN
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31 Aug 2026 at 00:13 #2

How hot was the bread? Like literally oven to table?

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fasroi
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31 Aug 2026 at 00:13 #3

Yeah lol. Whoops

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MarkelK
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31 Aug 2026 at 00:16 #4

Still edible. Just more flavor

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excellente88
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31 Aug 2026 at 00:19 #5

Like the guy that has been eating cheese with the wax protective coating.

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yoretsu
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31 Aug 2026 at 00:20 #6

Welp, guess gotta make a new one, just served fresh with a side of candles this time.

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tacticalassault666
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31 Aug 2026 at 00:22 #7

You arent supposed to eat the wax from those nic-l-nips.

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ken7705
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31 Aug 2026 at 00:22 #8

Monkeybread didn't melt the candles you did

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beearjew
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31 Aug 2026 at 00:27 #9

You were gonna lick the candles anyway.... This is just in reverse

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F1Fly
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31 Aug 2026 at 00:35 #10

Fire = hot and melts candles

What did you think hot bread would do? Lol

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MarkelK
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31 Aug 2026 at 00:35 #11

Wait your not supposed to eat the whole baby bell?

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faideX
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31 Aug 2026 at 01:04 #12

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faideX
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31 Aug 2026 at 01:05 #13

The candles lick you?

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